T The idea of “hands-free” effortless masturbation has always fascinated me. Imagine having a piece of equipment into which you could simply slip your erection and have it do all the stroking. Lay back, concentrate on the rising sensations, and be effortlessly glided to the point of orgasm and beyond. It would caress your cock at whichever speed felt best, applying as much or as little pressure as your desired, stroking the entire length with both a sliding and sucking sensation, and doing so for as long as you desired. Oh Lord, that does sound good!
Well, some time ago I discovered that there is such a “toy,” and those who had and used it said that it is every bit as good as it sounds. It is called the Venus 2000. Mind you, this masturbation aid could hardly be called a “sex toy.” A sex tool, yes, but at about $USD 1,000 it certainly goes well beyond the toy stage. If it is a toy, it is a very expensive one. No this is more like a very well designed and built piece of specialized medical equipment.
Rick Gellert, assisted by Val, a brilliant Russian engineer, invented the Venus. Here is his testimonial.
"You may wonder how I came up with a unique product like this at all. It seems male desire for sexual activity ranges from needing an orgasm once in many weeks to wanting several in a day. Because my personal needs were greater than my loving wife's schedule would allow, I resorted to masturbation. Because using your hand can become very tiring and blase, I constantly experimented with new and different ways to have the ultimate orgasm.
"I tried all of the "toys" available in adult stores and catalogs and then started experimenting with many other materials and methods. I tried all sorts of closed cell foam, soft gels, silicone, lubricated chamois and then to vacuums and water jets. I began experimenting with machines that would produce a stroke at varying speeds and after hundreds of variations, I developed a product unique enough so that I was awarded patent #5501650.
"My design utilizes a part that is ultra light and allows it to stroke in any position - - up, down or sideways. The rubber liner is flexible and has a very natural feel. Venus II allows you to control the length and speed of the stroke, which stimulates you to ecstasy. I absolutely guarantee it will give you sensations and results like none you've ever had before."
Hey, I Want One!
Well, with all of that praise how could I not be intrigued? When I started this website I did not yet own a Venus 2000, but it was certainly on my must-buy list. I read the reports from those who have made this “ultimate” investment, and for the most part they were positive. And those who like it seem to like it a lot. Here is how it has been described:
- Solidly built and ready for a lifetime of use.
- The length of the stroke is adjustable, as is the speed, from 8 to 300 per minute.
- This machine is portable, lightweight, compact, and relatively quiet.
- The Venus 2000 produces incredibly satisfying orgasms and unlike most masturbators it can give you a climax even without an erection!
- You can use it standing, sitting, lying down; up, down, or sideways.
- Set up, use, and clean up are simple.
Me and My “Lady V”
So, after several years of learning and yearning, I put in my order and six days later I received my Venus 2000. I confess I even enjoyed the experience of ordering and tracking its progress as it moved though the UPS system to my place outside the USA. I phoned in my order at about 12:30pm. It left ABCO in Alabama on 09/22/2011, at 5:02pm, and after going through twenty different stages it was delivered to my door six days later at about 12:30pm on 09/28/2011.
I was surprised at the size of the box; quite small actually, and weighing only seventeen pounds. I decided to record the unpacking process. And I placed a DVD next to the box to show the relative size.
Unpacking My New Venus
Venus 2000, Just Delivered.
Venus 2000, Box Opened.
Venus 2000, Box Opened.
Venus 2000, Accessories Removed.
Venus 2000, Accessories.
Venus 2000, Venus in Opened Box.
Venus 2000, Venus in Opened Box.
Venus 2000, Venus with Accessorites, Packaged.
Venus 2000, venus with Accessories, Unpackaged.
Venus 2000, venus with Accessories.
Venus 2000, Ready to Use.
Venus 2000, Remote Control.
Venus 2000, Air Control Valve.
I felt excited just unpacking it, knowing that later on in the day I would be alone, have some free time, and “go for a ride” in my marvelous machine. Yee Haw!!
And “go for a ride” I certainly did! With no small degree of excited anticipation I went through the very simple process of setting it up. Attach the power cord, the two remote cords one for air and the other for speed, and finally attach the rubber hose to the receiver. Lubricate the inside of the receiver, put some lube on my penis, and I was ready to go.
I turned on the machine and watched with great interest as the liner of the receiver expanded and contracted.
Just what would that feel like? I set the machine on slow, positioned the receiver at the end of my erection and when I made contact I was drawn into the tube in one long slow sucking motion. That first moment of sensation was so remarkable and exquisite I let out a gasp! The Venus receiver then slid up the length of my cock, and back on down again, up and down again, and again, over and over as the sensations mounted. I experimented; faster, slower, more suction, less suction, holding onto the rubber hose, going totally hands free. It took the occasional adjustment of the rhythm and air pressure to keep the receiver moving properly and staying on my cock, and for me it seems to work best when support the hose in one hand but it did a marvelous job and I I had a very, very happy ending. I had a happy ending that day, and the next, and the next. I discovered that Lady V (as I have nicknamed “her”) has such a sensuous touch that I can start without an erection and often continue without using any other stimulation than she provides.
And the inevitable question arises . . . why, oh why, did I wait so long to make this investment? I guess it doesn’t matter. Lady V is here now, and I am one very happy man!
And for you continued information, here is a link to Another Man's Experience of the Venus 2000.