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Vitruvian Man, 1492, Leonardo DaVinci’s sketch of a naked man.I would say that masturbation aids fall into three categories; tools, toys, and novelties. On this page I am going to review several of those masturbation toys and novelties that are not at the top of my list, but which I have used to some degree of satisfaction.

Monkey Spanker

I confess I like products with an innovative or artistic design, and when I saw an ad for the Monkey Spanker I was intrigued. Intrigued enough to pluck down $31.99USD and order my own.

Their website says, “Simply turn on the vibrations add a squirt of lube to soft pad and slide in your penis. The Monkey Spanker then creates a soft but firm vibrating tube around the cock, designed to feel just like the real thing. Then simply work your cock with the Monkey Spanker vibrator, varying the strokes to suit your mood; hard and fast for a vigorous workout or slow and gentle to let the vibrations do the work for you. Whichever way you choose the Monkey Spanker will reward you with a powerful, shuddering orgasm.”

Well, try as I might I was not able to have an orgasm with the thing, no matter how much I like its interesting design. But I think if I was 18 years old and had the sexual sensitivity of a young man I would be delighted to have a Monkey Spanker. And it has the added benefit of being small enough to easily hide from prying parental eyes.

But all was not lost. It does provide some interesting stimulation and I discovered I could use it in conjunction with my Fleshlight. I have always wanted the opening of the Fleshlight to hug my cock better. This hugs and vibrates, while the Fleshlight insert provides the proper stimulation to bring me to climax. An excellent combination, IMHO.

The following video oversells the Monkey Spanker, but I am placing it here because it does show what it looks and acts like.


For more complete information I am including videos on this page, but remember, the video has audio so if you are somewhere that you would not want a pleasant female voice talking to you about sex toys and masturbation, it would be good to use earphones.

Have Fun!


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